bored in the barrel

So I’ve never done the “rape protection” machine before. Ever. And I wondered what all the hubbub was. And since I’ve always wanted to be able to strangle a man with my thighs, I hopped on.

I didn’t want to bulk up, just get toned, so I set it to something light that took little effort. So I went with 100 pounds. I forgot the core component of this exercise, though, the cellphone. I had to make due with stopping now and then to watch music videos. After about 50 reps, I got really bored. I guess that’s the danger of forgetting the cell phone. So, I decided I’d move on.

I want to avoid the the arm that keeps waving, so I decided it was time to go bounce on the physioball-thingie and do my tricep extensions. YAYH! They didn’t have any pink ones, dammit, I was gonna have to use the durty chrome ones that everyone else touches and gets all sweaty. In order to go light enough to not bulk up I went with the 5 pound weight and used both hands. I did the extensions 10 times, then there was a collective soul song on so I stopped to watch the video. I did another 10, felt the burn, so it was time to move on to the ever important butt blaster thingie.

That was hard. I don’t remember how many I did, it’s not really important, is it? I mean, I did it, so that should count. Surely I worked off the cake I had earlier. I mean, I burned like 200 calories in cardio, that means I can have a cookie later.

Anyway… Since I wanted to ensure I’d end up with not only a shapely butt and thighs but also arms, I went ahead and bit the bullet. I tried a boy’s exercise, because I like how Gwen Stefani’s arms look in the video I was watching on the elliptical.

So I grabbed one of those body bars (9 pounds, of course, I don’t want to look like a guy) and stepped into the curl cage. I did my 10 curls, felt the burn, and called it a night. Bikini body, Here I come!

I keep hearing people say how girls should lift weights, and boy I’m glad I did. I feel great! I hope I don’t bulk up and get all muscley, but I’ll only do it once a week. Next time though, I should remember to do some crunches to help get my belly flatter.

Life is like a penis most people don’t know it
But most people suck so they usually blow it

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