Comments on: Oh well http://www.theaoife.org/bored/2007/04/09/oh-well/ monkey musings and interspersed poo flinging Tue, 22 May 2012 22:49:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: Aoife http://www.theaoife.org/bored/2007/04/09/oh-well/#comment-4786 Aoife Wed, 11 Apr 2007 14:39:19 +0000 http://www.theaoife.org/bored/2007/04/09/oh-well/#comment-4786 Tiny hands. Kinda weird. The 8 inch platform heels meant I didn't really notice how short she was till the couch dance. There's a goodly number of teensy women around here, shorter than me or maybe up to my height. Kinda odd. Of course, a strip club would be a odd selection of the population and not truly representative of the whole. The couch dance one had fakes, the 1st lap dance I had was almost as small in body, but didn't have implants so she was small everywhere. I can't decide which looks more .... less freakish being that petite. Tall is hot. Short is ok, but it's much harder to carry any extra weight anywhere when you're 5 foot even... plus you're worried you might break the poor little girl. Tiny hands. Kinda weird. The 8 inch platform heels meant I didn’t really notice how short she was till the couch dance.

There’s a goodly number of teensy women around here, shorter than me or maybe up to my height. Kinda odd. Of course, a strip club would be a odd selection of the population and not truly representative of the whole.

The couch dance one had fakes, the 1st lap dance I had was almost as small in body, but didn’t have implants so she was small everywhere. I can’t decide which looks more …. less freakish being that petite.

Tall is hot. Short is ok, but it’s much harder to carry any extra weight anywhere when you’re 5 foot even… plus you’re worried you might break the poor little girl.

]]> By: kitmouse http://www.theaoife.org/bored/2007/04/09/oh-well/#comment-4757 kitmouse Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:11:23 +0000 http://www.theaoife.org/bored/2007/04/09/oh-well/#comment-4757 Oh yeah huh...I always forget about that whole "half a foot taller than average" thing...*sigh* I can't imagine a size 0. Well, actually I can, I live in Southern CA. :P What I can't imagine is a fully developed woman being that size! Oh yeah huh…I always forget about that whole “half a foot taller than average” thing…*sigh*

I can’t imagine a size 0. Well, actually I can, I live in Southern CA. :P What I can’t imagine is a fully developed woman being that size!

]]> By: Aoife http://www.theaoife.org/bored/2007/04/09/oh-well/#comment-4746 Aoife Tue, 10 Apr 2007 19:59:26 +0000 http://www.theaoife.org/bored/2007/04/09/oh-well/#comment-4746 Neither are my sister's. I AM 5'3", however. A girl your height but size 3 would be scary! Noone really likes the "I starve myself" look. No die! Not allowed. Besides, those frickin strippers were TINY. Like 0 tiny. MY bones aren't that small. Neither are my sister’s. I AM 5′3″, however. A girl your height but size 3 would be scary! Noone really likes the “I starve myself” look.
No die! Not allowed.
Besides, those frickin strippers were TINY. Like 0 tiny. MY bones aren’t that small.

]]> By: kitmouse http://www.theaoife.org/bored/2007/04/09/oh-well/#comment-4688 kitmouse Tue, 10 Apr 2007 00:51:33 +0000 http://www.theaoife.org/bored/2007/04/09/oh-well/#comment-4688 3????????? Good LORD, girl, my BONES aren't that small!! I'm going to fall over and die now, thanks. :P 3????????? Good LORD, girl, my BONES aren’t that small!!

I’m going to fall over and die now, thanks. :P

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