Retared policy to buy a car

We’ll need your thumbprint, you nasty criminal.
Ok, seriously? What the fuck?
I really actually don’t get why you’d need to give a fingerprint to buy a vehicle. I mean, apparently the strip club here makes you print the credit card receipt, but that actually is for their protection, since if you try to deny you made the charge to not have to pay for the ass being jiggled in your face, they have something to prove your horny ass was, in fact, there all a-droolin’.

But I like can’t see how the car place is actually protected, let alone the retarded claim about the customer. I’d be totally calling the local news and papers and shit. Isn’t that what those little public interest investigative reporters like? Hell, gotta be interesting enough to submit to like the national retarded news shows that aren’t really news. Certainly complain about them to every agency that oversees that kind of stuff.

Maybe I’m just a bitch. Hopefully you don’t ever feel the need to buy a car from South Bay BMW & Mini or any other dealer owned by the Hitchcock Automotive Resources Company.

Although, on the bright side, I now have fodder for my paper in my humanities class on freedom and the road trip. :-P

Thanks retarded-assed dealership. Hope you wind up belly-up when the sheeple finally realize they’ve been had. Wonder who’s gonna be lookin at all that personal info….

4 Responses to “Retared policy to buy a car”

  1. kitmouse Says:

    BUY a car? RENT a car! I had to give my fingerprint…go check it out, I posted on Rants&Raves on FTBM. C’mon, just go see…there are pictures…

  2. Aoife Says:

    I remember when we couldn’t have a Camry for rent because we weren’t 25… and it wasn’t until recently that I understood that it was meant to be anyway since all camry drivers are complete fucktards. (well, nearly all. about 99.999999999999999873% of them.) But finger prints? Puh-leeze!

    Now suddenly I’m glad I don’t live in CA. Even though there’s no liquor stores that have their own name or are open on sundays, at least we don’t have car dealers THAT annoying… (that I know of….)

  3. kitmouse Says:

    Eh….yeah. There ARE, however, liquor stores and GUN SHOPS in the same storefront. Like, SHARING the space. If that doesn’t make you uncomfortable, I don’t know what will.

  4. Aoife Says:

    They had those in NY. That’s not so bad… when you think about it. I mean, this was before the waiting period even. It’s always been my opinion that people that get drunk and kill people either do it with cars or already own the guns anyway.

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