Search term yesterday:
“why does it hurt when I get a handjob?”

1) totally grossed out here
2) poor guy
3) why the hell would you click on my blog (or anyone’s blog) if you had this problem and searched for it?
4) EW
5) seriously? you’re having an ouchie down there and you’re just searching the interweb for it?
6) maybe she’s not using the right lube, get wet instead.

squik factor 9

That is all, I have to go get rid of those damned heebiejeebies now.


  1. Otto Says:

    Is “squick factor” a logarithmic scale like “warp factor”?

  2. Aoife Says:

    Yes, yes it is.

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