Quit your fucking whining!
You do NOT get to sit there and try to fucking guilt me for not keeping in touch when the last time I’ve fucking heard from you is over THREE MONTHS AGO! What the fuck is wrong with people? Don’t want to fucking keep in touch? That’s fine, I don’t give a shit. Just don’t sit there and act like it’s somehow my fucking fault that you haven’t heard from me when I’m not the problem.
You know, just in case I wasn’t sure the only reason he wanted to keep in touch before was because he was bored and lonely whilst rotting in a jail cell for something totally moronic and hurtful to a goodly number of fucking people.
Sorry. You no longer have the right to fucking sit there and guilt me about this shit. You don’t even have the right to fucking mention it. When you stop seeming to give a shit a couple decades ago, you don’t get to suddenly start pretending you give a shit for 38 seconds.
Some people are just really fucking stupid. Ya know? sheesh