bored in the barrel

Speaking of those darling starving children with the distended bellies that were all the rage in the 80’s… I even had a nice little UNICEF boxes a few times when I was a kid to take up donations… I think these poor children were a large contribution to the rising fatness of America’s children. [...]

It’s a trap, you know. The phrase “at least I’m not as bad as (that person)”… It’s a way to feel better about yourself when you haven’t done anything to actually feel good about, but at least you’re not as fat as Tubby McCankles over there. I’ve seen people do it, and really, [...]

10 uses for a smith machine
I’m mainly blogging this to 1) show Otto, and 2) find the damn thing later (I hate bookmarks for things I’ll only use once, but in the future.)
But, if you haven’t seen it yet, it might be worth something to you.

To whomever it was who managed to find your way here by searching for “smallest and tightest pussy pics for free” … try Booble. I’ve never been there, but I hear it’s great. Like Google, but without all the annoying non-porn search results (such as moi).
Now, whilst I do have a lovely pussy [...]

There was a post on … boingboing, maybe… the other day, talking about basically people dying and taking their passwords to their grave with them. Which has kinda gotten me thinking.
Based on the roles of people in a relationship, would your spouse/partner/family/whatever be screwed by you not having left behind easy to find important [...]

Apparently, it’s catmas today. So… pass it on.

She looks sooooo happy with me, doesn’t she?

I have this fucking amazing capacity to just fuck shit up. Really, nothing makes a girl feel more like a failure than fucking up the little things. No wonder I don’t get anywhere with anything. I’m like my own worst fucking enemy… and that really doesn’t bode well for those around me. [...]

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level
Score

Purgatory (Repenting Believers)
Very Low

Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)
Moderate

Level 2 (Lustful)
High

Level 3 (Gluttonous)
High

Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)
Moderate

Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)
Low

Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)
Extreme

Level 7 [...]

So, I’ve been doing a bunch of “classic” sized workout logs (5.5 x 8.5 inch) for Otto in the general D*I*Y Planner style. Since many of the pages are actual derivative work, I’m not sure if it’s possible to publish them (because the cc license on the DIY Planner stuff is a bit ambiguous [...]

So, we’ve got Google Analytics on our sites, which is kinda a nifty thing. I can see where people come from (referred, searched, directly stopped by, etc) and what they were looking for when they come to my site.
Otto gets all sorts of normal stuff, while I get the weird shit. Some of [...]

I warn you now, totally not safe for work.
But, kinda … hot?
I donno, I’d just as soon not bother with the bug outfits, but at least they’re not furries…
Fleshbot … Philip Mond
What’s with the bicycle one, anyway?

My problem with this assignment (see below) is not that I’m incapable of doing it. It’s that I’m incapable of doing it well in 2-3 pages. I could do a fine-assed job in a 5-10 page lit analysis paper. But, damn. Trying to cram all the cruft floating around in my [...]

Sigh
So I’m about to turn in the essay portion to my lit test. It kinda sucks, from my view. The question:
“Using Gawain and the Green Knight or Lanval and The Franklin’s Tale, discuss the way(s) that theset eo texts present, interrogate, and negotiate their relationship with the ‘feudal’ as we come to this [...]

It’s awfully hard, in my mind, to top this example of extreme nerdiness.
Olduvai Gorge is the rock quarry area where the remains of Homo habilis was first discovered. It seems H.habilis was the first stone tool maker, and from this idea we get the whole “stone age” thing.
So these stone tools are called Oldovan [...]

For no particular reason (other than to stall on dealing with my take-home-test for lit class due tomorrow), I’ve happened to look and see what my top 10 most played songs in iTunes are.
They are:
Send Me an Angel (Zeromancer)
415 (Prosolar Mechanics)
Alive (Mail Order Bitch)
Emotional Disconnection (Mail Order Bitch)
The Hand that Feeds (NIN)
Army of Me (Bjork)
Red [...]

There’s been a few things floating around, I never get around to writing them. The ideas of right and wrong, culture’s mores and how defines right and wrong… Intention and deliberateness in art and writing… symbology and iconography in art, culture, etc.
I get things floating around in my head, I get ideas for sometimes [...]