bored in the barrel

I’m in pain.
Mostly because I’m an idiot.
Because… I squatted tuesday. For the first time in a while. And I didn’t go light. Which would have been fine… if I hadn’t done 15 reps… twice.
OOOOOOOWWWWIIIEEEE!!
Yes, I am pouting. My quads hate me now. They refuse to take me anywhere, my legs [...]

Happy 29th Otto.
Love you.
I guess I win here, too.
thbpth!

Forgot lunch (actually forgot last night to make something, don’t feel like going out now) today. Don’t really care.
Tired.
Class in an hour, notes to type up, no sleeping.
Vaguely vague. Extremely mellow.
Thoughts I’ve had, no desire to actually write. Say, maybe, but typing is slow enough to cause delay in thought, I get [...]

For

“every time you have sex and don’t get pregnant, an angel dies.
…and jesus cries.”
-Otto
Regarding broken condom and EC, otherwise known as “go fuck yourself, you hussy slut. You deserve to be preggers because your condom broke and you ain’t married.”
Seriously. Seriously. This is totally fucked up. I’m wondering if she had [...]

You know that feeling, when meds and sickness put you in an odd place and everything is weird? I’ve been like that in and out today. It’s… irritating. Disconnected, random, and things I thought made sense really don’t upon more sober inspection. It’s not even fun, like I don’t see invisible [...]

I donno how it happened, but I’m now sitting at home instead of being in classes… sick. Head congestion, mostly. I feel feverish, but don’t really have an elevated temp, it’s still the 1-2 degrees below 98 it normally is.
I feel like shit, however. I have housework to do and homework to [...]

heh heh

Why be pirates called pirates?
They just arrrrrr!
Why didn’t the pirates go see the movie?
It was rated arrrrrr!
What be a pirate’s favorite TV show?
E ARRRRRRRR!
What do you call a pirate elf?
Arrrrrwen!
What be a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?
…Q!

Ah, again it is the most holiest of days, may you be touched by his noodly appendage.
Funny thing, Otto has a eye doc appointment today.
….You know… the dilation thingie.
…eye patches?
…oh, forget it. *rolleyes*

Fluffy, fluffy ponies.
Or maybe not ponies exactly….

The problem with having someone who knows more than you about a subject, and letting them run things related to that subject, is that things don’t always move at the pace you want. And then you don’t get what you want because you’re waiting on someone else who has no real intention of doing [...]

Running to oblivion
I had all sorts of comments on it while I was reading. Now I’m not clear enough in what I want to say to say it. Except that I’m not surprised, it seems totally logical, and …
I completely lost my train, dammit. Prolly cuz I need to eat.
Hopefully I can [...]

I’ve occasionally decided to get in some early** morning cardio to start my day for a variety of reasons. I usually fail at this, because I have THE most Comfy Bed in the Universe ™. (Seriously, it’s the kind of thing that could stop The Tick in his tracks, even.) I figure [...]

We’ve been planning on getting sprinklers, but better than the crap spike-in-the-ground ones or the “have the kids play in the sprinkler” sprinkler. So we were planning on this: popup sprinkler And we went to get them last night, so I could put them in today.
GONE.
Apparently they’re “seasonal,” even though every other sprinkler [...]

DAMMIT!
Fucking sucks.
I always laugh at the people that’re being assholes and causing gridlock, not stopping before turning right, etc, when they get “caught” by those little cameras. I always chuckle when the light flashes. Because, I tend to find, that these people are the same ones who were fucking pricks on the road [...]

See… I need a 404 message like this one.
tubes full

Awww… great. Bought a jewelry-making mag last night, and now I’m like… DROOL. Mainly wire, which is good because I’m not a big beading girl, but damn. I’m wondering just how expensive a hobby/art form this would be. And curious if I’d be decent enough to actually be able to sell [...]

The population of the US in 2000 according to the census was 281,421,906.
1% of that is 2,814,291 (rounding up) people.
That year, the population of San Diego was 1,223,400.
The population of Atlanta was 416,474.
The population of Baltimore is 651,154.
Vegas, 478,434.
Chicago’s population, interestingly enough, is 2,896,016. Not much more than 1% of the population.
So, why is [...]

On Miami Ink that we watched on the dvr last night… the chick who had the “Mary on her grilled cheese” getting a tattoo… of the fkkin grilled cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111eleventyonebang
Dude, what the fuck?
And seriously… I’m not kidding here.
ONE tooth for her top set. And not too many more for her bottom set.
*sigh*
I have issues with [...]