Sarcastically Evil Chocolate Pirates
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You Are a Chocolate Martini |
 You’re an elegant drunk, who only likes the best bars and the most expensive drinks. A bit of a cheapskate, you’re likely to mooch ten dollar drinks off both friends and strangers. You should never: Drink and dash. You’re gonna get caught leaving someone with the tab! Your ideal party: A posh celebrity party you crash, with an open bar. Your drinking soulmates: those with a Classic Martini personality Your drinking rivals: those with a Blueberry Martini personality |
No, not the best bars…
Wouldn’t care about celebrities…
Do like chocolate, tho… just not chocolate martinis.
I say… not terribly accurate.
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You Are 48% Evil |
 You are evil, but you haven’t yet mastered the dark side. Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. |
It still bothers me that I can answer yes to “ever been arrested”….
in case you weren’t sure…
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You’re Totally Sarcastic |
 You sarcastic? Never! You’re as sweet as a baby bunny. Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren’t afraid to use it. And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. |
oooo….PIRATES!
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Your Pirate Name Is… |
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