Sarcastically Evil Chocolate Pirates

You Are a Chocolate Martini

You’re an elegant drunk, who only likes the best bars and the most expensive drinks.
A bit of a cheapskate, you’re likely to mooch ten dollar drinks off both friends and strangers.

You should never: Drink and dash. You’re gonna get caught leaving someone with the tab!

Your ideal party: A posh celebrity party you crash, with an open bar.

Your drinking soulmates: those with a Classic Martini personality

Your drinking rivals: those with a Blueberry Martini personality

What Flavor Martini Are You?

No, not the best bars…
Wouldn’t care about celebrities…
Do like chocolate, tho… just not chocolate martinis.
I say… not terribly accurate.

You Are 48% Evil

You are evil, but you haven’t yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.
How Evil Are You?

It still bothers me that I can answer yes to “ever been arrested”….

in case you weren’t sure…

You’re Totally Sarcastic

You sarcastic? Never! You’re as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren’t afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad.
How Sarcastic Are You?


Your Pirate Name Is…

Pegleg Buxom Betty

What’s Your Pirate Name?

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