bored in the barrel

Are you fucking kidding me?

I just can’t believe I only have a 29% chance of going to hell.
They must not have consulted the baptists.

On to other retarded quizzes (because I don’t wanna mow)

You Are a Powdered Devil’s Food Donut

A total sweetheart on the outside, you love to fool people with your innocent image. On the inside you’re a little darker, richer, and more complex. You’re a hedonist who demands more than one pleasure at a time. Decadent and daring, you test the limits of human indulgence.

Sounds nummy.

I donno if I agree with the assessment but…

Your Quirk Factor: 62%

You’re so quirky, it’s hard for you to tell the difference between quirky and normal. No doubt about it, there’s little about you that’s “normal” or “average.”

Question #6… You say things purely for shock value. (always, often, sometimes, rarely, never)
hmm… guess what my answer was.

Elvis? dude, that’s fucking DUMB!

Your Haloween Costume Should Be

Elvis

I was very tempted to answer that I’d carve a pirate, but honestly, who are we kidding with a choice available like “Something suggestive, like matching pumpkin boobs”

Who Should Paint You: Alfred Gockel

All American yet funky, you inspire an artist’s imagination And while not everyone will understand your portrait, you will!

While I do like his style, much of his stuff seems to be rather patriotic. bleah.
Still tho, it would be cool. I’d be all surreal and crap.

I doubt it:

People Envy Your Ingenuity

You’re a person with unique ideas, big plans, and a zany outlook on life. Many people look to you for inspiration. People envy your creativity and “who cares?” attitude. They feel very ordinary next to you - and they usually are!

ummm….

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

“Nice doggy.”

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