Only 29% chance?

Are you fucking kidding me?



Your Deadly Sins

Greed: 60%
Lust: 40%
Sloth: 40%
Gluttony: 20%
Pride: 20%
Wrath: 20%
Envy: 0%
Chance You’ll Go to Hell: 29%
You will die love and feared by many. And you’ll be buried in a tomb.
How Sinful Are You?

I just can’t believe I only have a 29% chance of going to hell.
They must not have consulted the baptists.

On to other retarded quizzes (because I don’t wanna mow)


You Are a Powdered Devil’s Food Donut


A total sweetheart on the outside, you love to fool people with your innocent image.
On the inside you’re a little darker, richer, and more complex.
You’re a hedonist who demands more than one pleasure at a time.
Decadent and daring, you test the limits of human indulgence.
What Donut Are You?

Sounds nummy.

I donno if I agree with the assessment but…


Your Quirk Factor: 62%


You’re so quirky, it’s hard for you to tell the difference between quirky and normal.
No doubt about it, there’s little about you that’s “normal” or “average.”
How Quirky Are You?

Question #6… You say things purely for shock value. (always, often, sometimes, rarely, never)
hmm… guess what my answer was. ;-)

Elvis? dude, that’s fucking DUMB!


Your Haloween Costume Should Be


Elvis

What Should You Be For Halloween?

I was very tempted to answer that I’d carve a pirate, but honestly, who are we kidding with a choice available like “Something suggestive, like matching pumpkin boobs”


Who Should Paint You: Alfred Gockel


All American yet funky, you inspire an artist’s imagination
And while not everyone will understand your portrait, you will!
What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?

While I do like his style, much of his stuff seems to be rather patriotic. bleah.
Still tho, it would be cool. I’d be all surreal and crap.

I doubt it:


People Envy Your Ingenuity


You’re a person with unique ideas, big plans, and a zany outlook on life. Many people look to you for inspiration.
People envy your creativity and “who cares?” attitude. They feel very ordinary next to you - and they usually are!
What Do People Envy About You?

ummm….


Your Famous Last Words Will Be:


“Nice doggy.”
What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

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