bored in the barrel

I mean, yeah. It’s a movie about a couple guys that are… friendly.
No, you cannot convince me to see it, because it looks boring as shit and I know the 3 lines necessary to get all the jokes and references.
But, does this really need to happen?

What is even scarier than that?

**headdesk**
(yes… I almost filed [...]

Aphrodite Project… bringing safety to the sex worker?
(via fleshbot via boingboing)
The shoes are kinda hot, and the idea is pretty sweet. It still would be nice to legalize the profession, though… since seriously, it’d be much easier to catch serial killers and such that way…
And the taxes. Imagine the taxes….

Really? Seriously?
Is our government really that fucked up?
Awesome.
I thought Republicans were against big federal government, and pro states.
Oh… right… they’re just pro $$$.
Find me a country to move to that isn’t so fucked up. I need to get the hell out off this ship.

I was abducted by aliens. Put into a chair. Had weird contraptions stuck into my mouth by a creature with two heads and four hands. Apparently, the creature saw that I had a small mouth, but figured it could get four hands in there anyway. Stupid alien. Then it poked [...]

I was planning on getting in some cardio before going to the dentist. However, I’m feeling really blah from last night, so I don’t think I will. I’ll cardio this afternoon after class.
Sigh.
Last night anyone who could possibly play goal and not suck was unable to play, so I volunteered to play goal. [...]

You know, I’m really sick of that shit.
Yeah, it’s the teacher’s fault. She hates you. That’s why you’re failing math and screwing up your gpa.
It has nothing to do with you not paying attention in class and websurfing for 70 minutes 4 times a week.
It has nothing to do with the fact [...]

MAY 2!
(also the day of my finals for math and drama)
droooooooolllllllll……….
Pardone moi… I need to go obsess a bit.
Other funnness I think I’ll snag whilst I’m at it…
and
I’d been thinking about getting them, and getting all three means free shipping…
hmm….
Did I mention how my ultimate dream job would be animating music videos? [...]

From BoingBoing…
BOING BOING’S GUIDE TO DEFEATING CENSORWARE
nuthin much else to say, thought I’d post it right quick, since before I kept forgetting.

Is this supposed to be a new recruitment tactic?

Like, WOW… that’s a cool car… I wanna join the army!
sigh
I’m not anti-military necessarily, I understand the reasoning, I understand the necessity, I understand the desire to kill off all the 18-25 year old men in the country, because otherwise they might grow up without post traumatic [...]

I’ve blacklisted the words “online” “pharmacy” and “poker” w.r.t. comments. So, be advised that as such any comments with those words will never appear and I’ll never see them.
Thank you
This has been a public service announcement from “Spammers are little-dicked assholes.”
…from space.
I now return you to your regularly scheduled reading… not that I’m blogging [...]

Nice.
Would you like to see the remarks on the comments (minus links, about 5 each) that shall be modded bye-bye?
Here, let us laugh together:
“Hello admin, nice site you have!”
“So interesting site, thanks!”
“Your site is very cognitive. I think you will have good future.:)” (my personal fave)
“Just whant to say HI! I love this place!” [...]

I might not be able to bench it (can’t even get it to budge, actually, and bruised my hand trying), but at least I can reverse push-up it. When Otto was finished with his 1RM test we left the bar loaded… and so, with a bar that weighed 225 I pulled myself up to [...]

I donno… nothing really.
Just… not doing what I should, or anything really.
The next couple weeks will be hectic.
I took on a job, have to figure out what I should charge… since the majority of my graphic design work has been for assignments and all of it for free. Won’t take much to do, but [...]

I have tomorrow and friday off. It’s one of those teachers have to work and students get off, and we’ll call it Easter break things. I’m not a big fan of holidays… but monday peeps go on sale. Can’t stand eating the little fuckers, but I’m gonna have loads of fun fucking [...]

Not that I don’t have shit to do… It’s just that I’m bored. Nothing of interest to read on the internet, I don’t really want to play games, I don’t feel like working out at the moment (woozie) and really don’t feel like working on my engrish paper.
Meh

I could use a drink.
Maybe [...]

I mean, seriously.
I dislike the dicky other teams, the retarded ref (he wouldn’t change the colour of his shirt, even tho we asked, even tho he was getting mistaken by our team mates for a team member, and he rarely calls shit, and when he does it’s usually something that wasn’t what he said it [...]

Is basically done.
So, this is just a way for me to know if DNS has the new or old information when I go looking from places other than home.
Time to sleep.

Sometimes, mornings aren’t nice and peaceful and quiet spent in the studio with a cup of tea and a paintbrush in hand, but they’re still pretty swell.
I got a surprise yesterday, and I’m fairly annoyed (not really) I didn’t see it coming. Otto, you’re really sweet.
The play was good. It was three hours, [...]

How, exactly, is 30 supposed to be a milestone?
I mean, really. I don’t get what to fear, what to worry about, what is so darn significant other than it’s a nice, round multiple of 10. It’s not the birth of a child, not menopause, not drinking age, not graduation, not marriage… hell, marriage [...]

A posting of my favourite (old) peep experimentation site, as well as a few other things peep-related I’ve come across over time.
B.S.T. (Bunny Survival Tests) Oldie but goodie.
peeps flambe mmmm…. this I may even try.
peepblog I like how it’s figured one might make “peepcorn”
peeps from hell Weirdness from the file labled “WTF?!?”
I don’t know why, [...]