bored in the barrel

As some salve for the horrific spam-ku post…
kitten wars
Otto has admitted to resorting to name-based judgments when the choices are especially tough (say, adult-tongue v. baby kitty scenario).
As of this posting, fluffy bucket was winning.
I’ve got to go waste some more time now….

spam-ku?
Seriously, dude, that’s just fucked up.
Too scared to click? Here’s a sample:

SPAM–A mystery
I know! Pig skins and rat tails
in K-Y Jelly.

*shudder*
I want my mommy…

Or is it evening?
Every damn day, around 4 or 5ish, I get soooo incredibly sleepy. Nodding off constantly. It’s a friggin pain. I’ve been trying out what seems to trigger it. Usually it’s a bit after I get home, so that I’ve had time to eat and relax. Caffeine, or [...]

So, I’m sitting in the cafeteria. The same cafeteria, I hear, that had someone masturbating in the corner yesterday. I decided to not have the ranch dressing on my salad.
And I will soon make miserable the life of the person who told me that tidbit, under the guise of her “needing to get [...]

So, I gots me some bling. I was killing time between my two dentist appointments, so I headed to Cameron Village. Stopped in in a gallery or two, but not the one I was hoping to (got distracted, had to leave), and then I found some place called 10,000 Villages or somesuch like [...]

And more annoyances abound.
I have no comments for any posts after the 5th (of March). Apparently, the flakeout that made all sorts of other problems earlier in the weekend, also killed any comments I had. I remember a few, and just so the poster(s) knows, I didn’t delete them, they just up and [...]

…is broken.
At the moment, I won’t receive any emails or notifications sent to any address other than my gmail address. My apologies if someone has been trying to get ahold of me (I doubt it, but you never know)… please use my gmail address, or I suppose you could comment here.
I still haven’t been [...]

I’m really not sure what to think of this one:

IVORY SOAP SUSPECT SOUGHT IN CARY
CARY, NC – Ivory soap has landed one drug suspect in hot water. The Town of Cary Police Department is asking for your help in apprehending Stephen Curtis Hoyle, 18, of 1302 Castalia Drive in Cary, who sold 2.3 ounces [...]

You know those fugly-assed velour tracksuits?
Imagine one in magenta (slightly less pink and bright as fuchsia).
Now imagine that instead of pants, it has a long skirt with a huge slit on the side.
On a girl who does not understand the concept that VPL=Bleah.
mmmm… tasty.
At least it didn’t say “Juicy” on her ass…..

…That our hosting provider cannot be trusted to keep the site up, nor keep my shit on backups, nor get things running again in a timely manner if shit does happen.
So, off to back up my stuff on my own, I guess. Should have been doing that from the beginning, but when we upgraded [...]

And this brings us to the original point.
What do my habits say about my priorities?
How I spend my days:
-I go to classes
-I usually eat (not always super well, but ok)
-I sleep
-I play video games
-I watch tv
-I surf on the interweb, being sure to check boingboing, dilbertblog, friends’ blogs, etc
-Blog
-Play with Mousie
-Chat
These things are done nearly [...]

Fuck with South Park… and you get a second helping.
niiiiice.
Goodbye, Chef.
…
Damn I love South Park.
You know, they say the last thing you do before you die is crap your pants…

So what was my point?
#1. I slack off waay too much.
#2. I’ve given up.
I really do/have. In a lot of things. I fail to plan, fail to follow through on any given plan, I’m constantly hurried and rushed and doing something at the last minute. This “process” can and [...]

You know the drill. If something is really important to you, you’ll do it. If you don’t have time, you’ll make time.
I say it all the time. People who don’t have time to work out, simply do not have working out high enough on their priority list to make time for it.
It’s [...]

I’m seeing things in an odd way
Colours are bright, and detail is obscured
If I painted this room it would be quite different
Perhaps unrecognizable
If I walk along and see what is not there
Is it imagination?
Or insanity?
Where is a line really?
Between objects
Between colours
Are there lines at all?
If I see a flower and it is not
Am I here [...]

I guess I’m just an anti-social bitch.
I don’t know what it is, but most of the time people really irritate me. Even when they’re nice and friendly and stuff. They irritate me for their ignorance, for their inconsiderateness, for their laziness, for their incompetence…
I’m not always this way, it’s just that now and [...]

Dentists suck.
So, my teeth don’t hurt any less, although they are much cleaner, and I’ve got another appointment. Seriously, what’s so wrong with dentures? Wouldn’t they just be awesome? No brushing, just soak them at night… Forget them in a hurry one morning and scare all the people you come across….
I [...]

Seriously, people. Is it that hard to FLUSH THE DAMN TOILET in a public place? I mean, are you afraid of the handle? Because there’s paper to use to keep your brown little hand protected….
Holy shit!
Literally.
Well… likely not literally Holy…
I just don’t get it. Granted, I don’t get a lot of [...]

I’ve got a lot I want to get done today, and hopefully for a change I’ll get it all done. Most of it is around the house, so that’s good. A few things I have to go out for, which is usually a nice change and great for when I need a break. [...]

I had been having issues with my flexibility. Like, bad.
Normally, I’m a rather bendy girl. I’ve always taken pride in that. I could do all sorts of things when I was younger that made other people cringe or drool in envy. Then my shoulders started to go, and I can no [...]