Are you pondering what I’m pondering?

Who would win in a fight between Pinky & the Brain and the Power Puff Girls?
Why are they called widgets? Just cuz it’s a funny word?
Does Matt really read this? Why? Is he really that bored?
Is there a historical folklorish link between the whole “masturbating will get you hairy palms” and werewolves?
Is eight really enough?
Is Chris (usc) like that Richard dude on that house flipping show?
Why would anyone want to play the Ukulele?
Why are monkeys so awesome? And why can’t I have one?
How many brain cells to you have to kill before tequila tastes “good”?
Why are farts so stinky?
Why do fools fall in love?
What if the poles shift magnetism in our life time?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? To get Kit off?
If birds of a feather flock together, what kind of bird am I?
Why is all my luck used up in finding close parking spaces when I don’t mind walking far?
Why the hell are camry drivers such assholes?
Is there a correlation between the way people look and their personalities?
How often can you travel through a wormhole before something goes horribly wrong?
Could skim milk make the difference in the “gallon of milk in an hour makes you sick” thing?
Why do so many movies suck ass?
What is Step 2?
Could I ever find the perfect purse?
Why are my dreams so different depending on when I’m dreaming?
Why can’t I sleep when I need to get up in the morning?
Can there be found an easy way to make water run uphill?
Who would win in a fight between Dogbert and Brian (Family Guy)?
If I lived for forever, what would be the biggest bummer?
How long will it be before we have a woman president? Will it be before or after we have a black one? Will we kill 2 birds with one stone?
How long does alcohol really mess with your body’s ability to burn fat? Is it dependent upon amount consumed?
Why exactly does the world spin in the direction it does? Happenstance?
What’s the next thing to go on my car?
What does the fifth dentist think?
Is it really the end of the world as we know it?
Who really likes sappy love stories?
If I tried hard enough, could I read minds and bend spoons?
Who believes mediums?
Why do people always think I’m freekin preggers?
Can’t we find a way to send stupid people to the moon and conveniently forget their oxygen tanks?
Would living in 0g really mess with bone density? Or would people adapt?
Why do people insist on shaking hands, even when someone clearly doesn’t want to?
Do you know where you’re going to?
Will I ever get around to finishing the myriad of projects I have sitting around waiting for me?
Is a decent IPO realistic? Is a good one?
Can people learn to speak cat?
Why does mousie insist on peeing in places not designated for that purpose?
Is resistance futile?
Why is it that every time I try to write the one thing that keeps popping into my head it leaves half way through the first word?
Why do people never check their spelling?
Why did my sheet rip?
What if the world ended tomorrow?
Would I only end up with a lousy Tshirt?

Wish I could sleep…

2 Responses to “Are you pondering what I’m pondering?”

  1. kitmouse Says:

    I forget. It’s been a looooooooooooooong time.

  2. Harry Says:

    Dude thats some serious drugs your on there. How you sleep soon!

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