bored in the barrel

Stretch Partner
Wow. I’m… completely blown away by the utter lack of understanding on this one. Other than a bit of rope, I can’t see a single thing as being necessary in helping someone to fucking stretch.
I’m scared.
I just can’t imagine how much I’m missing out by not hurring up and grabbing [...]

How is it that sooo many people seem soooo damn incompetent? Why can’t people just do their jobs? I mean, it’s what you’re hired for, it’s your job description, it’s not terribly difficult, you said you would do it…
WTF?!?
You can’t return a message? Make a damned phone call? You’re the customer [...]

“What do you care about her face? You ain’t gotta look at it when it’s burried in your pussy.”
–Otto
hmmm…..

Crap.
It’s that time of year again.
We are, apparently, on D for Atlantic ‘canes, and that means only one thing: there will be more…. many, many more.
And this sucks for those of us (me) who are apparently very sensitive to those changes that most others only see on the barometer. Totally, utterly sucks. [...]

so….
I’ve decided on what tends to creep me out most about public restrooms. I mean… lots of things are nasty and all…
Flickering light:
Annoying as hell, looking to cause seizures, but if this is all one has to worry about, one should be greatful to Murphy.
Stall door won’t close:
There are ways to deal with this, [...]

Sometimes they show up as actual smilies, other times it’s just some stupid : - ) crap. What the hell? Piece of shit wordpress.

So… is it disturbing to anyone else that when looking at stills from various hentai movies after a search (yes, for “tentacle sex”), I’m actually finding that the majority of images shown I recognize?
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hmmm… was that my out-loud voice?

I’ve been thinking I should start a new catagory. Called, piitb. Why?
ok… the train….
For some reason something came along to remind me about an amusing somewhat embarrassing situation a few years ago. Maybe it was when I was cleaning the bathroom. I donno. not important really.
(and otto’s quote below reminded [...]

Just a tad. I mean…
low
carb

jerky?
Because, before it was “EDGE”, it was like having a bit of beef with your pixie stick?
I mean… Who are the ad wizards that came up with this?!?

“Yeah, I walk kinda funny after that whole San Francisco thing.”
–Otto
snigger
I love my husband…. really, I do.