Huh? I’m not weird.
Me?
“Definitely a bit on the wild side. You are probably a student of paranormal matters. People who get to know you are often surprised that you aren’t as straight as they first thought. Your last girl/boyfriend was scared for 3 weeks after splitting with you, just in case. You intimidate petty authority figures, such as interviewers, bus conductors, and moral rights campaigners.”
I don’t get it.
*shrug*