http://www.theaoife.org/bored/2005/02/11/best-damn-joke-ever/ monkey musings and interspersed poo flinging Sun, 12 Feb 2012 08:25:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 http://www.theaoife.org/bored/2005/02/11/best-damn-joke-ever/#comment-1541 bored in the barrel » Blog Archive » Bianca Mon, 04 Dec 2006 18:56:53 +0000 /?p=22#comment-1541 [...] Bianca was, of course, the awesomest character. She was half Betazoid, half Vulcan. She was older than she seemed (and pretended to be) because she was Vulcan, and she was just pretending to be a student with these other kids because she was supposed to uncover some plot against this planet/the governor’s family. It was TOTALLY retarded. Christopher, of course, was the governor’s son. She fell into like with him. She ran with his friends and at the end there was gonna be some massive attack which she was gonna defend against and die awesomely and tragically. The whole damn thing was deliciously bad. I cherish this thing like I cherish a really bad joke. It just warms the heart. [...] [...] Bianca was, of course, the awesomest character. She was half Betazoid, half Vulcan. She was older than she seemed (and pretended to be) because she was Vulcan, and she was just pretending to be a student with these other kids because she was supposed to uncover some plot against this planet/the governor’s family. It was TOTALLY retarded. Christopher, of course, was the governor’s son. She fell into like with him. She ran with his friends and at the end there was gonna be some massive attack which she was gonna defend against and die awesomely and tragically. The whole damn thing was deliciously bad. I cherish this thing like I cherish a really bad joke. It just warms the heart. [...]

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